In the morning, Benjamin let out his usual roar, informing me to come get him from his crib. Each day he longs desperately to grace the world with his presence. The room reeked of pee. He was completely soaked, and his sheets were completely soaked. I took him into the other room to change him. I looked down. His diaper was fully latched and on, but sticking out to the side were Tony and the twins. His diaper was dry as a bone.
I told Julius the story. His response was something along the lines of, "How did you manage to do that?"
Male models. Speaking of Zoolander...
"Relax don't do it
When you want to go to it..."